To get you prepared for the X-Files movie coming out shortly...
Amy bought me this Survival Tips desk calendar that I've referenced before (see my blog from March 9th). This one is from July 10th.
How to foil an alien abduction.
1. Control your thoughts. Do not think of anything violent or upsetting - the extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may have the ability to read your mind.
2. Resist verbally. Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.
3. Resist mentally. Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic EBEs may get the message.
4. As a last resort, go for the EBE's eyes - you will not know what its other more sensitive areas are.
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